Dick in the hand. Etymology comes from the late 60's tranny cum compliation tube the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.
First, take a soft measuring tape and wrap it all the way around the thickest part of your penis.
You won't get an inkling of what's going on down there until the clothes come off.
We know by now you've 1 Looked at your hand and 2 Adjusted your hand's position so that your index finger looks shorter.
There was an error.
Before ya meat even hard they talking shit to you.