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Which fruit or veg does your penis resemble?

Even if you think that grapefruits belong on the kitchen table, not on a boner, know that your local kotor ii nude mods store or greenmarket is chock full of fruits and veggies that can, in a pinch, be turned into sexual playthings.

Here, we celebrate some of the most egregiously sexual fruits and vegetables in recent history.

Raspberries The strawberry's smooshier, more pliable cousin, the raspberry is a bit less popular, but ideal for more delicate sexytimes — you know, foreplay that is more about a nibble than a chomp.

Pineapples While a full pineapple is pretty awkward to hold even while fully clothed, pineapple rings can totally work as a penile garnish.